The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
Remember the amazing Nerd HQ panel with Tom last year? Remember ALL the amazing panels that Nerd HQ gave us?
Well, it looks like we won’t get any this year, unless we go and support Zac. So please, take a look at their page, give 5$ if you can and then spread the news so we can make Nerd HQ 2014 happen!
THIS IS IT… THIS IS THE FACE THAT KILLS ME.
rant #4589 on Marvel’s treatment of Sigyn
Like this is a whole organization of creative people.
A WHOLE METRIC FUCKTON OF PEOPLE WHO ARE CREATIVE FOR A LIVING
and yet, NO ONE could think of ONE SINGLE FUNCTION for Sigyn, at all, that did not revolve around Loki.
like take a moment and ponder the sheer amount of creative FAIL (and probably sexism, too, because most of the male characters in Marvel have some function besides being love interests)
*rolls down a hill in despair*
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
you’re not in the friend zone because you’re too nice, you’re in the friend zone because they’re too nice.
instead of just telling you that you’re an ugly fuck, they went through the trouble of creating some sort of pocket dimension that doesn’t exist to spare your bloated ego even though you most likely don’t deserve that since you’re selfishly trying to get your dick wet under the guise of friendship and kindness anyway.